“It’s perfectly fine. You don’t have to disclose it to anyone else (or, if it’s not your child, the parents should never be notified). With a discerning eye, you can observe when a newborn doesn’t match the conventional standards of beauty.

My eldest child was exceptionally striking at birth. He was ‘perfectly cooked,’ boasting a full head of golden straw-colored hair, appearing delightful and flawless. With a discerning eye, you can perceive when a newborn doesn’t quite meet the expected standards of beauty.

Then came my second child. He truly resembled a squashed crab. His head took on a cone shape, his ears were pulled back, and he displayed visible swelling. It seemed like he had a rough night, as he sported bruises and a purple hue. I must admit, he looked quite unattractive; my child was undeniably unappealing! However, this doesn’t diminish the fact that I adored him. Childbirth is challenging for individuals. The problem lies in the fact that most babies resemble elderly individuals, wrinkled rabbits, or even a conscious cabbage or a monkey…

It often takes several months for their appearance to shift from that of squished little creatures to that of charming, radiant little buttons. Hollywood’s influence might be a reason for our expectations of a newborn.

He happens to be the son of our former CFO. Presently, he is rather clueless. Back in the day… ugh. Allegedly, midwives passing by would comment, “Ohhhh, you had a boy…” *crickets*

I’m not acquainted with this pallid child, but he seems to have had a rather lively night of revelry…. He doesn’t find anything amusing…

This particular infant is Benjamin Button; he seems to be gearing up for retirement on a golf course.

As for this little one named Cheryl, she relishes scolding the neighbor’s children whenever their ball goes over the fence.

If looks could be fatal, this child’s mother would be in serious trouble.”